"I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance-til-ya-drop, and yo, yo make a wicked cup of cocoa." --Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire [on my dreams and aspirations].
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teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

chanteuse-magnifique:

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

whitechalkrainbow

you’s old as fuckin balls

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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crunchwrapmistress:

GREAT NEW VEGAN RECIPE