"I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance-til-ya-drop, and yo, yo make a wicked cup of cocoa." --Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire [on my dreams and aspirations].
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I sing things, and I’m funny and considerate and I can be endearing when I’m acting all old and cooky… Surely I can find someone to laugh at my jokes whether I’m being quietly, calculatingly sarcastic or the loud-mouthed life of the party… Someone who wants me to sing them to sleep. Someone who doesn’t care to hear the same story 259,000 times because I forgot I told it already and will pretend to enjoy it every time. By Me on self-positivity and relationship requirements